Lollygagger

someone who is lazy, idle, useless

MR BURNS: D'uh. that is the fattest lollygagger ive ever seen
SMITHERS: Oooh how he could gag my lolly
MR BURNS: That sounded kinds gay smithers

by Brother Number One September 28, 2005

lollygagger

A slacker, life is laidback. If you give a fuck, that's one fuck too much.

Williams! You're late for work again, you slack-ass lollygagger. Drop and give me 50.

by Flea23 July 24, 2004

lollygagger

:Lol'i*gag*er, a.(lollygagging);

Lollygagger, The art of being extremely slow at everything; sloth like; moving a small distance in a long time; not quick in motion; tardy; to delay; sluggish; a habitually slow dude.

Yo, Sketchly! Im ready to go to the bar. Why you still putting on your damn socks? Your a damn lollygagger, always taking your sweet ass time. Im going without you! Peace, im out! You lollygagging bitch!

by Bertabun November 11, 2006

lollygagger

someone who is by nature, always late, and incredibly slow getting things done.

My boyfriend is a lollygagger, he makes me late for everything!

by Fiannasidhe July 22, 2004

lollygagger

A lazy person, somebody who is idle - a slacker

- Phillips, quit reading that porno and get back to work you lollygagger
- The train and bus drivers are a bunch of lollygaggers

by Brother Number One November 30, 2005

lollygagger

the term derived from kids sucking on lollypops so much hence the term "lolly" and they never relinquished it from their mouths thus making them loiter hence the term "gaggers"

speedy gonzales was always running therefore he is NOT a lollygagger.

by ken loney (kendostick) January 19, 2009

Alaskan Lollygagger

The act of sucking a turd from a persons ass.

Jenny gave me an awsome Alaskan Lollygagger last night.

by The Highlife March 14, 2008