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Lolberals 

The Offspring of Liberals
Very common amongst Gen Z aka Zoomers
Although (seemingly an insult) Lolberals are closer to the True Definition of Liberal then Gen X or Late millennial’s definition of liberal by sheer accident as children tend to rebel against their mother and father
*The subversion of the subverted liberal party

**Prediction this party will lean further right than any other party on the left just to be different without leaving the mob
Look at all those libtards voting against trump in 2020 even though in 2010 Biden was Vice President and represented everything the liberal party despised
But theres hope again with the lolberals

Lolberals? Are you joking? What is that?
The offspring of liberals trolling their parents but are actually closer to being liberalstgan their parents but according to their parents (the libtards)
They seem to lean right just to be different

(If you’re confused reading this then my job explaining liberalism is done)
Lolberals by Dexter Morgano November 30, 2020

Joe many liberals 

The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're gender
A: Joe many liberals dose it take to djejdjehrecdhdejeeeeee ,,,,,,i am havingfg a stronk;;;;
B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.

Fuck Liberals 

Derogatory phrase describing people who appear to lend sympathetic support to unclear, unrealistic, or fantastic (as in fantasy) social and political causes.

Not dissimilar to, and often combined with or found in close proximity to, cocktail socialists.

This particular type of liberal is incapable of making sufficient effort to follow a cause to a clear conclusion, unfortunately they often create a very loud cacophony due to shear numbers. Fuck Liberals move from concept to concept with great rapidity, making exposing them extremely difficult and tedious.

"Fuck Liberals" is often improperly applied to "Staunch Liberals", an equally insidious form of liberal who places literally every identifiable class of matter above the importance of human life.
Fuck Liberals often make statements similar to:
a. "The government should ban all internal combustion engines in motor vehicles by 2020"
b. "We should all fly to NYC and gather in times square, to protest our nations consumption of fossil fuels"
c. "If we all hold our breath for just 2 minutes at a time, 5 times a day.... we can save a lot of oxygen and reverse global warming"!
Fuck Liberals by hat'em May 25, 2009

Great Liberals

A nickname for the Great Lakes region of the United States when discussing politics. Although liberalism is often thought to be limited to the coasts, the citizens of the Great Lakes region ignore expectation and often vote Democrat. These liberals are often very supportive of unions and gun control, as they are major issues in the area. This area is also ahead of the curve on social issues, with several of the states already having legalized gay marriage and marijuana (medical or decriminalization). Member states of the Great Liberals are Illinois (capital), Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, and Iowa (adopted from the Plains). This region is home to President Barack Obama.
CNN Correspondent 1: "Of course the Democrat vote will be limited to the coasts as always."
CNN Correspondent 2: "You're forgetting the Great Liberals, which could make all the difference!"
Great Liberals by Subway142 May 24, 2013

liberalsexual 

A person who believes their opinion is superior to anyone who has a different opinion. It doesn't matter what the opion is, or which side it supports, as long as it's theirs. Known to go both ways on an issue, if it furthers their opinion. Often self-gratifies with their own opinion.
The liberalsexual refers to a gun owner as an ammosexual, unless it is their bodyguard.

FUCK LIBERALS 

1.Guity rich white people who think that by showing up at a rally they will be free of all their guilt for being white.
2.People who think that a doctor and garbage man should make the same amount of money a week.
3.A college professor who preffers to indoctrinate instead of teach, by spreading his own agenda.
4.People who infiltrated the Democratic Party because they know that no one will vote for them if they had their own.
5.People who are intolerant of other political views.
6.People that claim to be "liberal" but they are not.
Fuck liberals, they are afraid of introducing their children to any relegion and having them make their own decision on whether they will like to beleive in god or not.
Putting prefexis on people, such as
"African American" or "Chinese American" and preventing from everybody being an American.

Lolberal 

A liberal in the comment section who types more laughing emojis than words and tells jokes from 2016 but can’t make a valid point or structure a sentence properly.
I was explaining the differences between capitalism and corporatism and one troll kept spamming the words “Drumpf the Rumpf” followed by like 30 laughing emojis over and over. Total Lolberal.
Lolberal by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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