1. (adj.) having little or no
money, goods, or other means of support.
2. (noun) one who is lolpoor.
From
LOL + poor, on the notion that poor people are
pathetic and absurd, inducing a reaction of laughter in the well-off observer
Jack was too lolpoor to afford an engagement ring worthy of
Jane, so he mortgaged his house.
Judging by the size of the diamond in her engagement ring, Jane was dismayed to
learn that she was being courted by a lolpoor.