lolpoor 

1. (adj.) having little or no money, goods, or other means of support.

2. (noun) one who is lolpoor.

From LOL + poor, on the notion that poor people are pathetic and absurd, inducing a reaction of laughter in the well-off observer

Jack was too lolpoor to afford an engagement ring worthy of Jane, so he mortgaged his house.

Judging by the size of the diamond in her engagement ring, Jane was dismayed to learn that she was being courted by a lolpoor.

lolpoor by jej1997 May 9, 2013

lolporn

Pornography funny or humorous in nature, used for entertainment purposes rather than pleasure.

guy) i'm bored, im gunna watch lolporn.
girl) hang on i'll show you the vid of the whore breaking her jaw.

lolporn by mini_man543 October 9, 2008

lolportunity 

Noun. plural- ties

1.An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to laugh out loud

2.A situation or condition favorable for attainment of a laughing out loud.

3.A good position, chance, or prospect, as for laughing out loud.

Joe: "Did you hear about the comedy show coming up tonight?"
Mike: "I sure did. It should be an awesome lolportunity."

lolportunity by cBlunted September 29, 2010

lolpoo 

When you lol so hard you shit yourself.

man1: "Dude, did you just shit yourself?"
man2: "Yeah, I think I lolpooed"

lolpoo by simplej January 15, 2015

Lolpocrisy 

the snort inducing hypocrisy of others.

When Flat-earthers tell me to "do my research", the lolpocrisy is overwhelming.

Lolpocrisy by JJ Mousey May 7, 2018