Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.
Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"
by dj nemesis September 21, 2013
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Log Neck Monster

To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.
Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)
by Lee Hughes October 06, 2008
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Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.
Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.
by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025
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