Logness monster 

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

Logness monster by dj nemesis September 21, 2013

Logness Monster 

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

Logness Monster by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

Lolness Monster 

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!

Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"

Lolness Monster by AER10122 July 10, 2010