Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.
Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.
by Lagerhead June 9, 2017
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a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce
Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!
by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004
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A person who performs the act of shaving the hair around the asshole.
Peter was going to participate in anal sex tonight. He shaved his butt crack to get ready. Peter is an anal logger.
by JT8087 March 8, 2010
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An unknown person who leaves large turds in the toilet; so large that they cannot be flushed unless broken up with a stick. These turds resemble logs.
Someone keeps doing bloody great poos in the loo at work. Everytime someone goes in there, there it is, floating, like a bloody log, and it won't go down. We haven't found out who the culprit is yet. We call him the Phantom Logger.
by necrotising-fasciitis May 3, 2011
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its when a male takes a shit on someones chest then stacks it all like a tree and then use their dicks to chop then down like a logger then yell temburg! as the shit/ tree falls into the other persons mouth.
i will Boston logger your girl friend
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When you shit in this bitch's pussy, then fuck it, then get sucked off, and finally finish it off with a make out session.
by sexiscool69 July 25, 2009
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A sex position where you do doggy style on Splash Mountain at Disney.
Damn Stephanie and Brad did the logger dogger at disney.
by livy g December 7, 2021
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