Lock Ness Monster 

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

Lock Ness Monster by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010

Lock Ness Monster 

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.

Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.

Lock Ness Monster by QuacksO November 6, 2022

pop and lock ness monster 

a fictional lock ness monster that dances

got to youtube and search dance baby dance by sick animation it has the pop and lock ness monster

pop and lock ness monster by nigletousity January 2, 2011