local man

a local man is any nigerian twitter user, it can also be used in place of "I" in a tweet.

Flat earth theory? In this day and age? Local man cannot understand.

by YouCrane January 22, 2020

Local Man

A great competitor to Florida Man, except it's older and wiser, usually from the United States

Local Man dive bombs skull into McDonalds sign, survives and punches chicken nuggets
"what the hell"

by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021

Local Man

somebody that is local to the area and enjoys strolling in the street

‘strolling along- there was a local man’
‘I wonder what the local man is doing today’

by Rats R Cool September 22, 2020

your local old man

Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc

Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc

Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Local asian man

Someone who will give more than enough rice. He drinks soy sauce like it’s alcohol. They have the forehead of a god

The local asian man gives me too much

by Local asian man October 10, 2019

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021