local man

a local man is any nigerian twitter user, it can also be used in place of "I" in a tweet.

Flat earth theory? In this day and age? Local man cannot understand.

by YouCrane January 22, 2020

dirty ruddy

When you're having a blow job while you're checking your bet slips

Hey man! I had a blast today with a little dirty ruddy! Ended on a high! Chelsea nearly took the shine out but they came through just as i came!

by YouCrane September 27, 2019

remarkist

Someone who makes jokes and comments as is, without intention to offend the snowflakes.

Am a remarkist. And i say boys will be boys!

by YouCrane October 25, 2019

mad oh!

Mad oh! is local man's way of expressing "Oh, Damn!" It is used to express pleasant surprise and amusement.

So her puffed up chest is 95 per cent bra work??? Mad oh!

by YouCrane January 22, 2020