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Loannie
Loannie ~
An angel of god, sent to earth to make everyone happy...
Just like the four horsemen of the apocalypse (Pestilence, War, Famine and Death) Loannie rides a great mare named Blinkie... a huge white steed named and created by god himself.
The horse belongs to one of the 3 wise men, the poor one.
Loannie Rased it and taught it everything it knows... together Loannie and her steed make the world happy... more happy than santa ever did!! Amen!
An angel of god, sent to earth to make everyone happy...
Just like the four horsemen of the apocalypse (Pestilence, War, Famine and Death) Loannie rides a great mare named Blinkie... a huge white steed named and created by god himself.
The horse belongs to one of the 3 wise men, the poor one.
Loannie Rased it and taught it everything it knows... together Loannie and her steed make the world happy... more happy than santa ever did!! Amen!
Leannie
Leannie is a beautiful girl with a head full thoughts and heart full of love. The kind of girl you only meet once in a lifetime. She’s filled with compassion and kindness even at her hardest moments. She will care for you unlike any other. Her smile can light up any room. Everyone wants to be friends with her but only a few see the real her. If you have one never let her go. You will regret losing her because she is truly irreplaceable. She is patient and understanding even after you hurt her but once she’s done she won’t come back. She’s really goofy. Always laughing when she’s comfortable and happy. She is deeper when she’s sad but either way she expresses her emotions in little things. It isn’t hard to love a Leannie. Loving a Leannie can make you the happiest person but hurting or losing a Leannie can break your heart. Hold on to your Leannie because you might spend your whole life looking for anyone close to someone like her.
Lonnie
The name for someone with the body of a roman god. A Man of Great Size and Stature. He's the strongest guy in any given room. Known to say Love as a strong feeling in their heart but tries to show it in the best way they can. Unbelievably unbelievable in the words they speak
Lonnie by Alecia Morgan August 18, 2013
Lyannie
Appreciating quality in all things, you desire to be prosperous.
You do not like to relinquish control nor do you accept advice readily.
You have a strong, determined nature and you must be careful that you do not dominate or interfere in the lives of others in your desire to be helpful.
This name makes you too forceful at times, limiting the natural feminine qualities of tenderness and tact.
You do not like to relinquish control nor do you accept advice readily.
You have a strong, determined nature and you must be careful that you do not dominate or interfere in the lives of others in your desire to be helpful.
This name makes you too forceful at times, limiting the natural feminine qualities of tenderness and tact.
Lyannie by Superwoman82 May 29, 2018
Lowball Lonnie
A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!
Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.
Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.
Lowball Lonnie by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019
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