Loanation

Technically a portemanteau, "loanation" is comprised of the words "loan" and "donation." Loanations are hybrid for-profit/not-for-profit transactions that are at the root of the microfinance and new philanthropy movements. People either lend money directly for charitable causes, or indirectly to donors, who are inclined to leverage their own donations, or simply borrow to donate. Contrarily, a loanor (or "loanator") may borrow at a low rate for a long term, donate all or most of the loan proceeds, and use the applicable tax benefit in a consolidation arrangement that either pays off higher interest yielding debt, or invests the tax benefit to strategically pay off the debt, most often profitably, using the time value of money.

Let me get this straight. A nice girl like me is interested in making a loanation to support a good cause, and then benefits too, cuz either the donor or the donee has gotta pay me back...within, say ten years, and with a little interest even? Who needs a tax break for a donation when you can make a profitable loanation? Converting debts into donations, by combining loans with donations.

by GiveSmarter March 27, 2011

cellco location

The use of another electronic device such as your land line or other cell phone to find your missing cell phone.

Not unlike how bats use "echo location" to find their nesting areas or food, human animals often use "cellco location" to find their missing cell phone.

by Garret_P August 16, 2009

lotation

when you attempt to make a song parody, but you fuck it up so bad, that a new word is created to explain how fucking bad it ended up.

Steven tried to make an ocean man parody but it ended in lotation.

by Manuel69 October 1, 2017

social location fraud

Tricking a social location service--like Foursquare, Loopt, or Gowalla--into thinking you're someplace you're not.

Dude, how did this guy become the Mayor of the North Pole?? That's some social location fraud right there.

by Philosophistry March 15, 2010

Date Time Location

A more specific When And Where with a Get To The Point kind of question. Perfect for when you're in a hurry and want to set a meeting quickly. Or when some fuckboy tries to ask you out. Or when you're bored and you want to find some niggas to chill with.

Boy: Um, hey wanna go out?
Girl: Who the fuck are you?
Boy: That's irrelevant. Go out with me.
Girl: Date Time Location.
Boy: Uh, I don't know like Tuesday, 3:00, The Park.
Girl: Okay I'll think about it. No. And get the fuck out my face.
Boy: NIGGA!

by Merthod January 31, 2015

Refreshing Liabation

A phrase coined by Mr Collins to describe a liquid drink, either water or juice.

Alright class, don't be shy to have a refreshing liabation throughout my lesson.

by danananankroyd July 4, 2009

Location Shifting Syndrome

lack of productivity or zero productivity resulting from moving your WFH office from one location to another. One typically recovers within 2 weeks.

I just shifting back to my hometown and due to Location Shifting Syndrome, I'm not able to get back on track can't focus on work.

by miwsyed March 20, 2022