Loafu
Loafu by RealSlimNoodle September 4, 2019
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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
Loafhead
A person usually of the female gender and usually residing near Atlanta who has a head which resembles the shape of an uncut olive loaf.
Loafhead by Oliver Loaf August 11, 2008
your meat loaf
This is a sixties saying denoting sexual inactivity. High school boys would often say before summer break "don't let your meat loaf this summer!"
your meat loaf by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2020
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