Loafty

Derrived from the verb to loaft. Adjective used to describe how much a person loafts.

Jess was feeling loafty so she did nothing all day

"Dude, wanna go do something"
"No im feeling pretty loafty today"

Loafty by atorti December 2, 2009

Loafty Motherfucker

Someone who always takes their sweet ass time going places, or just doing anything. They always take FOREVER to do anything. If you plan on leaving on time make sure you tell your loafty motherfucker of a friend that your leaving 20 minutes before your actually leaving so they will be fully ready to go out the door.

Brianna: come to my house at 2
Emma: okay ill be there
4 hours later
Brianna: wtf are you coming? what have you been doing this whole time your being a loafty motherfucker
Emma: yeah man i know sorry ill be there shortly

Loafty Motherfucker by Not a loafty motherfucker June 4, 2010

loaftin 

to lazily sit around doing nothing

"What were you doing all day?"

"Just loaftin'"

loaftin by pigman September 13, 2014

loafy shorts 

some annoying v1nce clone who always says "quite possibly" and always tries to force his voice deeper because he wants to walk talk and act like v1nce. He usually ends his videos with: Leave a like or else this pancake will go under your bed or something simillar to that which is ironic because he just calls some pngtubers cringe and bad yet he still does the whole 2019 clickbait youtuber type persona

loafy shorts: unfunny joke frost is so cringe!! also leave a like or this spider will eat you
Skeletons: bro were too tired of roasting jellybean time to shit on this cheeseball

loafy shorts by Lolorator360 April 12, 2022

mega loaft 

When something takes an insanely long time to do something or just pushes it off or procrastinates until they have to do it.
mega loafter, mega loafting

I have a biology lab to do....but im mega loafting by being on facebook.........lame

mega loaft by megaloafter September 11, 2009

Lofty Thoughts 

Lofty Thoughts - Philosophical in nature, typically lofty in prose and rhythm - fruity by today's standards, but with balls. A lofty thought extends into the aether. Usual of the enlightenment era and mostly abstract in the truest nature, i.e. what is a perfect square...not in reality but in perfection. Plato personified...Similar to the contemplative life espoused by Aristotle.

After he made over a million dollars in 6 months, he took an entire month off to drink wine, smoke his pipe, and think lofty thoughts in his Virginia mansion retreat. Such as: what exactly is the true nature of virtue, and if the forms exist, how do they apply to my current situation?

Lofty Thoughts by Your Yo August 6, 2017

Loafting

The act of lifting and floating. Also the wasting of time when important stuff has to get done.

"Hey Sarracini, stop loafting man, we gotta go smash stuff!"

Loafting by Brokkalakis October 6, 2009