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a way to say no but you just wanna be kinda sarcastic lol
person 1: you wanna hang out?

person 2: lmao no why would i hang our friend out?
lmao no by hey um March 7, 2021
Words you can keep
When you're name is Bryan Lemus and you ask out a girl and she says "no lmao" aka she doesn't like you dawg, you are fucked.
Juan "Would you ever wife up Bryan Lemus?"
Dulce "no lmao"
no lmao by FranklinPham February 14, 2018

no homo lmao 

“No homo lmao” is something said by “straight “ men who are to scared to admit they’re gay and are so far in the closet they can see Mr. Tumnus from Narnia .
*John and Brady kiss *

John: No homo lmao

later

Brady: it’s not gay bc we said no homo lmao
no homo lmao by ….hi…. November 24, 2021

Lmao i aint no custodian 

When someone tells tou to pick up something but on the deadlocs you don't want to
Occonel: pick that bag up
Bonathanos:lmao i aint no custodian

No bitches LMAO 

u have No bitches LMAO
that friends that has No bitches LMAO

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

lmao now brown cow 

When someone says lmao, people often say this to rhyme with them.

Ex: lmao lmao lmao

Ha lmao now brown cow
Lmao dude, that’s funny, lmao now brown cow
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