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Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

by Pistols September 19, 2016

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Lizard dick

A penis similar to that of a lizard's characteristically short, wide and scaly.

Apparently Jack has a under developed lizard dick.

by AlexWilson October 27, 2009

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Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

by anonymous November 13, 2022

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