Lizard dick
Lizard dick by Pistols September 19, 2016
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Lizard dick by AlexWilson October 27, 2009
Lizard Dick
Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.
I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection
Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection
Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick
Lizard Dick by anonymous November 13, 2022
Lizarddickphillia
lizarddickphillia
Liz-erd-dic-fill-e-a
A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.
One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.
Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
Liz-erd-dic-fill-e-a
A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.
One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.
Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
Lizarddickphillia by Deeznuts708237 November 5, 2021
Dickhead Lizzard
A person or group of people that are affected by the sun. For some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant assholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.
The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.
The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.
Dickhead Lizzard - "aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!"
Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"
Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"
Dickhead Lizzard by Dove For Men Deoderant. May 11, 2011
Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>
Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>
Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>