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Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.
Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!
by Pistols September 19, 2016
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Lizard dick

A penis similar to that of a lizard's characteristically short, wide and scaly.
Apparently Jack has a under developed lizard dick.
by AlexWilson October 27, 2009
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Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.
I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick
by anonymous November 13, 2022
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Lizarddickphillia

lizarddickphillia

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A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.

One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.

Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
My friend has a detachable dick, they have lizarddickphillia”
by Deeznuts708237 November 5, 2021
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Dickhead Lizzard

A person or group of people that are affected by the sun. For some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant assholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.

The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.
Dickhead Lizzard - "aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!"

Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"
by Dove For Men Deoderant. May 11, 2011
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Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>
Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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