Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

by Pistols February 12, 2016

Lizard dick

A penis similar to that of a lizard's characteristically short, wide and scaly.

Apparently Jack has a under developed lizard dick.

by AlexWilson October 27, 2009

Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

by November 13, 2022