Liver Attack

noun.

1) when livers randomly attack their owners.

2) a sudden failure of the liver

a)less severe than a heart attack, but can still kill you

1) I was walking down the street, and then this liver popped out at me. It was such a liver attack.
2) I was laughing so hard, I had a liver attack!

Liver Attack by Sister Wife March 14, 2011

Fried Liver Attack 

When you're having reverse cowgirl with someone and you try to spank them but miss and end up slapping their liver instead.

"Bro I ended up Fried Liver Attacking my boyfriend last night he threw up all over the sheets!"

Fried Liver Attack by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020

Fried Liver Attack 

When you're having reverse-cowgirl sex with someone and you try to spank them, but miss, and wind up slapping their liver instead.

"Yooo I fucked up last night I accidentally gave Mike the Fried Liver Attack! He's gonna leave me for sure, he threw up everywhere!"

Fried Liver Attack by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020

heart attack lever

The attachment underneath most common office chairs used to raise or lower the chair's height, or when pulled out, to make whoever will sit in it next look like an idiot. When the lever is in, the occupant can recline to a reasonable distance. When this lever is pulled out however, the unwitting fool will recline way further than thought possible, causing this person to experience the feeling of falling. This may result in, but is not limited to: accelerated heart rate, loud outbursts of curse words, loss of colon control, and (according to a study I just made up) over 1000 heart attacks per year.

Frank: "Holy @$%#!"
*office laughter*
Frank: "Who the hell pulled the heart attack lever out on my chair?!"
*silence*
Alex: "Does something smell like zoo poo?"

heart attack lever by I'mTotallyNotDave October 5, 2010