Little League World Series 

When you shove 9 fingers into a lady. Preferably more of your non dominant hand. Your dominant thumb then rubs the clitorus while you yell "hey batta batta"!

I almost did a doublefist but opted for the little league world series.

Little League World Series by speddedler December 31, 2012

Little League World Series 

For baseball-playing kids: Something to strive for.

For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.

For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.

The Little Leaguer from the American team went up to the plate. Bases loaded, one out, bottom sixth, 1-1 tie, Little League World Series world championship. The Little Leaguer gets a hit, bouncing right by the opposing shortstop, giving the American team the victory and making the Little Leaguer an international celebrity because of a stupid hit.
P.S. The opposing shortstop went back to Japan, changed his name, and became an emo.

Little League World Series by biWinning 573 October 1, 2011