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Someone who takes things in a literal context; someone who can't joke
Dee: She's a big fat whore!
Alex: But she's not even fat!
Dee: Stop being such a Literal Lance!!!!!
by shaken'bake June 17, 2009
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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