Listen to Jan

To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.

Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.

by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009

January 22 national listen to music day

Well today's the day you fall off a building listening to music, or just listen to music to express your feelings

1:Hey today's January 22 national listen to music day!

2:And?

1:That's means to listen to my music today a haha!!

by Mind less to insane January 21, 2021