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To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.
Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.
by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009
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