The white, semi-frothy, lotion-like liquid that is produced by a woman's vagina when her clit is tongued to a powerful orgasm by a cunnilingus expert. Some men (and women) find the taste and aroma quite "intoxicating" - hence, the "liquor" aspect.
"Freddie, you poor thing. You look massively hung over!"
"Yeah, last night I got drunk, drunk, drunk on clit liquor!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!