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Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper 

An insult to say to someone.
Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?

Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once
Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.
Double Lappy by dbfloyd December 28, 2009
"Scroll button and the lappy together at last, How you ever learn to skrippy-scroll so fast?"-Strong Bad
Lappy by Losti March 21, 2005
Short for laptop.
Usually used if the laptop is insanely cute and sexy.
I just love my new lappy.
Lappy by Camradal November 30, 2003

lappy crappy 

1) Used to describe the situation in which your laptop shuts down while you're doing something important, such as cyberflirtimh with that cute redhead girl that just moved in down the block, or typing an essay for english class.

Derived from a rarely used slang term, when something "craps on you", meaning that it gives out on you, or embarrasses/makes things worse for you.
"And that concludes the memoirs of my life. At my old age, I simply cannot type any more. So, good night ever-

*FATAL SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER MUST RESTART*"

"Dang. Lappy Crappy."
lappy crappy by xBrooksiex March 17, 2008

lappy camper 

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.
Stacey is such a lappy camper, she always wants to suck my cock.
lappy camper by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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