Lippy-Lap

The weird sound oversized vagina lips makes while fucking.

"Dude I fucked this girl last night and all I could hear was lippy-lap, lippy-lap, lippy-lap!"

by Homosicle January 10, 2010

Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper

An insult to say to someone.

Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?

by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024

Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once

Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.

by dbfloyd December 28, 2009

Lappy

Strong Bad's trusty computer.

"Scroll button and the lappy together at last, How you ever learn to skrippy-scroll so fast?"-Strong Bad

by Losti March 21, 2005

Lappy

Short for laptop.
Usually used if the laptop is insanely cute and sexy.

I just love my new lappy.

by Camradal November 30, 2003

lappy crappy

1) Used to describe the situation in which your laptop shuts down while you're doing something important, such as cyberflirtimh with that cute redhead girl that just moved in down the block, or typing an essay for english class.

Derived from a rarely used slang term, when something "craps on you", meaning that it gives out on you, or embarrasses/makes things worse for you.

"And that concludes the memoirs of my life. At my old age, I simply cannot type any more. So, good night ever-

*FATAL SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER MUST RESTART*"

"Dang. Lappy Crappy."

by xBrooksiex March 17, 2008

lappy camper

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.

Stacey is such a lappy camper, she always wants to suck my cock.

by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003