Lionspread

The spreading of the ass cheeks to stop the chaffing after shitting all day from Lionshead beer, or any other beer that causes exceptional defecation the day after.

John: "Why you walkin like dat youngboul?"

Tyler: "I have to pull the Lionspread, cause my asshole is on fire from shitting today from the Lionshead last night."

John: "Fuck-a alls da lionhead, the day afta is like charizard is spittin fire on your brown eye."

Tyler: "...trills."

Lionspread by tipsy mc.bongrips January 12, 2011

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Lionshead

A light pilsner beer manufactured by the Lion Brewery in Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania known especially for it's exceptional taste and remarkable affordability.

Hey, I only have $11, do you want to get a case of Lionshead beer at the distributor? It's in bottles, too. I need the mane!!

Lionshead by Jeff the Man January 28, 2006

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Lionshead

The best beer money can buy. 10 Bucks for 24 bottles. That's right bottles.

example:Hey Derek. What kind of beer is that?
example:Lionshead!

Lionshead by y2jrock60 July 26, 2006

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Lionshead

Nectar of the gods. Brewed using the 4 magical german beer ingredients water hops grain and yeast. Additional ingredients include phoenix tears, unicorn blood, and the bile of a jabberwocky. Generally known for its affordability and the incredibly entertaining riddles on the underside of the caps. Has a sweet light easy-to-drink quality. A common challenge for the dedicated lionshead drinker is to finish an entire case to one's self and solve all the rebus puzzles on the lids from said case by the end of the night. A Pennsylvanian treat, straight outta Wilkes-Barre.

"Hey I have 12 bucks, let's get some Lionshead and go ghost hunting."
"Hey I have 12 bucks, let's get some Lionshead and go skating"
"Hey don't tell me the answer to that Lionshead riddle."

Lionshead by Jessesmombutt April 13, 2009

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lionshead

A college favorite, Lionshead carries the traditional lion symbol painted on the outside of The Brewery since the early days of brewing in Wilkes-Barre. It is a crisp, clean, easy drinking American lager-pilsner style beer made with the finest American malts, corn, and hops.

Lionshead tasted great when I was drinking it, but I didn't feel like the king of the jungle when I woke up.

lionshead by Don Lawson August 31, 2008

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Lionshead

college favorite, Lionshead carries the traditional lion symbol painted on the outside of The Brewery since the early days of brewing in Wilkes-Barre. It is a crisp, clean, easy drinking American lager-pilsner style beer made with the finest American malts, corn, and hops.

Lionshead tasted great when I was drinking it, but I didn't feel like the king of the jungle when I woke up

Lionshead by Don Lawson July 28, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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