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Jesse Lingardinho 

Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills
"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"

lingardinho 

Lingardinho is the most legendary soccer player of all time, scoring thousands of goals and helping Man U win the champions league, and the World Cup. Even though Man U is a club he helped them win the World Cup
Wow Lingardinho made me cum
lingardinho by ppmolester November 15, 2020

Lingardinho 

Possibly the greatest footballer to ever grace the earth. This man makes messi and Ronaldo look like little kids. He bullies players on the pitch and has scored over 1000 goals in a single season. He has a lot of flair in his game too
“Lingardinho is possibly the greatest footballer to ever live” - sir Alex ferguson and pep guardiola
Lingardinho by Factspitter420 February 15, 2021
footballer for Manchester united football club. He plays the number 14 and bangs in bare goals.
Ronaldo-"Lingard taught me".
Lingard by khuttabatcha June 6, 2018
When a footballer seems young, promising and to bring you trophies in few years, but you failed to realize he's closer to his 30s than 20s, acts like a child on instagram and doesn't contribute to his club
A: He is gonna be massive few years from now.

B: few years from now he's about to retire, can't you see he's a Lingard??
Lingard by kataklyst September 20, 2019
A family name known for superior intellect and sexual prowess.
Mr. Lingard is a smart mother-fucker. And his ability to please a woman is second to none.
lingard by Lingard51 January 8, 2014
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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