Lingard

footballer for Manchester united football club. He plays the number 14 and bangs in bare goals.

Ronaldo-"Lingard taught me".

by khuttabatcha June 06, 2018

Lingard

When a footballer seems young, promising and to bring you trophies in few years, but you failed to realize he's closer to his 30s than 20s, acts like a child on instagram and doesn't contribute to his club

A: He is gonna be massive few years from now.

B: few years from now he's about to retire, can't you see he's a Lingard??

by kataklyst September 20, 2019

Lingard

Often used as a substitute for Dick head

"they are putting spinach in the microwave"
"who in the lingard does that?"

by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020

lingard

A family name known for superior intellect and sexual prowess.

Mr. Lingard is a smart mother-fucker. And his ability to please a woman is second to none.

by Lingard51 January 08, 2014

Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 07, 2020

Jesse Lingard

Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.

Jesse Lingard is shit

by C1assicCanuck September 20, 2020

Lingard

Often used as a substitute word for 'Dick head'

"they are putting spinach in the microwave"
"who in the lingard does that?"

by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020