Lily Aldrin Syndrome 

The belief that women and girls can be as demanding, manipulative, or abusive as they please, as long as they put out enough for their significant other. Women who display Lily Aldrin Syndrome will usually flaunt how much they enjoy sex and will use sex to make up for wrongdoings, as opposed to apologizing or changing their actions. Women with Lily Aldrin Syndrome do a disservice not only to the men unfortunate enough to be their significant other, but also to other women because they perpetuate the myth that women to not inherently enjoy or desire sex, usually regarding themselves as the "exception to the rule".

Lily Aldrin Syndrome is named after the character Lily Aldrin in the TV show "How I Met Your Mother". Lily is as emotionally manipulative as Barney, if not more so, but it's okay because she's a woman who likes sex.

Girl: "Yeah, so I got drunk at the party last Saturday and accidentally fucked my boyfriend's hot friend"
Guy: "That's horrible!"
Girl: "It's okay tho, my boyfriend and I had make-up sex and now everything is ok"
Guy (thinking): "That's some Lily Aldrin Syndrome if I've ever seen it"

Lily Aldrin Syndrome by TheScreenIsDarkAndFullOfErrors September 15, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008