Like a bulldog eating custard

A phrase used to describe the appearance of female genitalia after unprotected sexual intercourse.

Fred: She wanted me to go down on her afterwards.
Jeff: Did you?
Fred: Hell no! It looked like a bulldog eating custard!

Like a bulldog eating custard by Felgy March 9, 2008

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face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

face like a bulldog eating custard by shortsite January 10, 2009

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