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No I said that WAAAY back when he fought Yoel Romero. That was my exact prescription. He did exactly what I said he needed to do. And the REASON it worked is because of a hole in Izzy's game the YOU clearly don't see. And the retard made fun of me first, ok? So fuck you Chael.

Hym "And the problem with Izzy is that he's too invested in his game plan. What does he do? He sits on the outside and tries to rope dudes in to chasing him and THAT is when he picks them part. And that's why the Yoel fight was so illuminating because if you take that away from him what does he do? He just fucking stands there. If you don't chase. If you don't over extend. Izzy doesn't switch to a different game plan. If you take away his ability to control the space by walking him down (Like a Tonberry) then what happens? Sean Strickland happens. AND Alex Pereira kind of. Alex Pereira fucked up when he over-committed to chasing after him when Izzy rolled backwards. Getting you to chase is the entire game-plan. Don't do that. If he's hurt just let him BE HURT. So, to answer your question, what he NEEDS to do is take some initiative and set the pace of the fight HIMSELF (For once) instead of waiting for his opponent to do it. He doesn't even need to do this for the whole fight. He needs to initiate, stick and move, high volume, get ahead on the scorecard so that Sean HAS to play his game rather than sitting there and WAITING for him to play his game.
He'll HAVE to do what Izzy wants him to do. It's like a forcing move in chess. But if he ISN'T AHEAD on the scorecard guys are always going to be able opt-out to choose not to play. That being said, that might not even be something Izzy is able to do. It would be an entire 180⁰ from what he usually does. Like Deontay Wilder fighting off his back foot. Beyond that he could get caught coming in or (more likely) could end up getting wrestled. So, the correct answer to your question might be 'nothing.' Scissors doesn't ever beat Rock. It could just be not a great match-up for him. And I feel like the feinting thing is a trap. It isn't ever about feinting more or less. It's about feinting effectively. Mixing up your feints (Hand feint, shoulder feint, step feint (Which is how Alex Pereira caught Strickland in THEIR fight), and kick feints) and setting them up with strikes. Feints grow less effective over time if you aren't landing the corresponding strike. The reason Tommy Fury's shoulder feint is so effect is because of his weird symmetrical hooks and that slow jab that he does sometimes (It's good to throw jabs of different speeds). It's a good jab. Very much like a Tonberry."
Like a Tonberry by Hym Iam September 13, 2023
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026