A saying used by try-hard popular people or the popular group. Usually used on Instagram. 'Like My Recent' means exactly what it sounds like, to like their recent post .
An expression used, typically by popular young women, to indicate a desire for one's recently uploaded Instagram photo(s) to be liked by his or her peers. The phrase is most prevalently used as the caption for a Snapchatstory, but it is also used in conversation, via both verbal communication and instant message.
Jenna takes a group photo of her and her friends on the beach, and posts it on her Snapchatstory.
Jenna: "like my recent :))"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!