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Lighter Nazi 

Lighter Nazi- When at a party, a lighter nazi is someone who is carrying an unlit cigarette or joint feverishly searching for a lighter and will acquire one at any means necessary except for actually paying for one. The typical strategies of a lighter nazi are...1. Asking someone for a lighter (typically someone too stoned or drunk to pay attention) and then casually slipping it in their own pocket right in front of their face. The lighter nazi will then either attempt to flee the scene or change the subject in order to blatantly use that persons lighter right in front of their face to mindfuck them. 2. Scouring the venue high and low in order to find a lost or forgotten lighter with just enough fluid to use. 3. Stealthily grabbing an owned lighter off of someones lap, hand, or back pocket and slipping it into their own pocket.

If confronted about lighter theft, the lighter nazi will either attempt to...1. Steer the conversation in a different direction. 2. Blatantly tell them that yes, they indeed stole the lighter, and no they will not get it back. 3. Sheepishly return the lighter, and play it off as if everything is cool (punches, vigorous namecalling, and manbitching will ensue).

A lighter nazi is also referred to as "Tommy Hitlighter" ala Adolf Hitler.
"That bitch tommy is alway trying to nazi my lighter."

"I do not mean to be a lighter nazi, sometimes im just too fucked up to realize what im doing."
Lighter Nazi by Da Cali G Show March 21, 2010
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