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When a person male or female intentionally licks another male or female's face while a picture is being taken and uses it as a profile picture on facebook
Jack- Rachel, how many licktims do you have now ? ?

Rachel- I have several, a few of my baby's daddy's and I think one with Kate and one with Maria.

Jack- wow, thats kinda messed up, why not just a nice picture ?

Rachel- hey moe fuggah, cause thats how Rachy rolls ! !

Maria- She liked my face like a fuckin labrodor ! WTF ! !

Christie- Hell kid that's just Rachy being Rachy !

Kate- Ummm, yeah, anybody want to buy a didlo ? ? anyone ? ? ?

Brenduh- Which one of you fucks took my kids sponge bob hat ! ! It's not funny. You guys suck ! !
Licktim by Jack de wack November 5, 2010
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licktionary 

a fantastic (and slightly strange) new game played by two people. one person (person A) chooses a word, and the other (person B) chooses a body part of their own. person A proceeds to then lick the letters of the word onto person B's chosen body part. person B has to guess what word was written.
dan "hey bexiliceux! fancy a game of licktionary?"
bex "how bout NO."
licktionary by danDEATH December 6, 2004
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licktician 

a member of a small group of people who have mastered the art of cunnilingus
it takes many years of practice to achieve the title of a "licktician"
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Licktitional

Lick·titi·onal

adjective

adjective: licktitional

relating to fiction; invented for the purposes of fiction such as lazy people not wanting to work

"Licktitional texts"

synonyms:fictitious, invented, imaginary, imagined, made up, make-believe, unreal, fabricated, concocted, devised, mythical, storybook, the product of someone's imagination

"
A licktitional situation"

antonyms:fake, bullshit, made up
The reason they cant work is some licktitional bullshit.

Licktitional my asshole
Licktitional by True detective March 19, 2019
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