Licktim

When a person male or female intentionally licks another male or female's face while a picture is being taken and uses it as a profile picture on facebook

Jack- Rachel, how many licktims do you have now ? ?

Rachel- I have several, a few of my baby's daddy's and I think one with Kate and one with Maria.

Jack- wow, thats kinda messed up, why not just a nice picture ?

Rachel- hey moe fuggah, cause thats how Rachy rolls ! !

Maria- She liked my face like a fuckin labrodor ! WTF ! !

Christie- Hell kid that's just Rachy being Rachy !

Kate- Ummm, yeah, anybody want to buy a didlo ? ? anyone ? ? ?

Brenduh- Which one of you fucks took my kids sponge bob hat ! ! It's not funny. You guys suck ! !

Licktim by Jack de wack November 5, 2010

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licktionary

a fantastic (and slightly strange) new game played by two people. one person (person A) chooses a word, and the other (person B) chooses a body part of their own. person A proceeds to then lick the letters of the word onto person B's chosen body part. person B has to guess what word was written.

dan "hey bexiliceux! fancy a game of licktionary?"
bex "how bout NO."

licktionary by danDEATH December 6, 2004

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Licktim • licktician • licktionary • Licktitional

licktician

a member of a small group of people who have mastered the art of cunnilingus

it takes many years of practice to achieve the title of a "licktician"

licktician by canbedun2u May 5, 2022

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Licktitional

Lick·titi·onal

adjective

adjective: licktitional

relating to fiction; invented for the purposes of fiction such as lazy people not wanting to work

"Licktitional texts"

synonyms:fictitious, invented, imaginary, imagined, made up, make-believe, unreal, fabricated, concocted, devised, mythical, storybook, the product of someone's imagination

"
A licktitional situation"

antonyms:fake, bullshit, made up

The reason they cant work is some licktitional bullshit.

Licktitional my asshole

Licktitional by True detective March 19, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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