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lick off
lick off by Muff magic October 28, 2007
Lick off
Lick off by Dymond2010 January 29, 2024
lick off a shot
lick off a shot by pacman-wrecka September 29, 2006
oreo lick off
Total 4 participants. Two black males and one white female - double penetration. 4th person comes in and licks as hard and as fast as they can to get the cookies to crumble and the cream to flow.
That oreo looked so good that I had to get in there and have myself a good old fashion oreo lick off.
oreo lick off by Applecore69 March 20, 2011
Poop on me and lick it off
You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!
Poop on me and lick it off by GrandpaEster November 6, 2011
Lick caviar off my balls day
Lick caviar off my balls day by danny.swish March 10, 2020
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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