Libragirl

A libragirl is typically someone who experiences feeling 1-49% as a woman, and 51-99% agender.

Hi! This is Olivia, they’re a libragirl. They’re pronouns are she/they, but they prefer people using they/them.

by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021

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Librarial Complex

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.

Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.

by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010

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Librarily Fucked

As opposed to Royally Fucked, someone is Librarily Fucked when they lose library books that were to be returned a long time ago. Typically, these books will have been stolen, forgotten on a bus or at a café or simply gone. One is Librarily Fucked when or if the library sends multiple demands for the books return, and one has developed an irrational fear of walking past the building in which the library is situated.

"-Shit, this is my fourth notice to return that book. I don't know where it is! -Man, you are librarily fucked."

"John opened the mailbox and saw the red letters on the envelope. With trembling hands, he realized he was librarily fucked."

"-Will you go to the library with me?

- Sorry dude, I'm librarily fucked. I can't go near that place."

by Librarily Fucked nr 1 January 12, 2011

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