Lex Attack 

Having an Uncontrolable penis. Intercourse with every woman not in the kitchen.

After the basketball game I had a lex attack. nine girls are now pregnant, four are blind, and six are afraid of african americans.

Lex Attack by Gandi May 1, 2005

Laxattack 

A sudden onset of diarrhea induced by means of laxative poisoning.

Guy 1: So i was at this concert and... (Guy one runs away.)
Guy 3: Where did he go?
Guy 2: Laxattack. I put some laxatives in his coffee this morning

Laxattack by John J Lannon January 26, 2009