An extremely tall, lanky kid whos nipples get so hard that they poke holes in his shirt. Lex is a redneck at heart, who enjoys the company of his closest friends, such as count chocula, big nip mitch, and molly diebler. He is famous for his wrestling prowess, being a varsity wrestler for his very first match in the sport. He is known to get very excited and act like a tard while laughing.