Definitions by Gandi

palu 

one who drives a v6 mustang with 800hp while railing 8-12 girls at one time. downs acutaine pills with 130 proof beer and complains of brakeouts thereafter. synonym: small penis

you hear about palu? he uses four ice cubes instead of one.

yea, small penis.

palu by Gandi May 1, 2005

Lex Attack 

Having an Uncontrolable penis. Intercourse with every woman not in the kitchen.

After the basketball game I had a lex attack. nine girls are now pregnant, four are blind, and six are afraid of african americans.

Lex Attack by Gandi May 1, 2005