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Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
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Aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training.
Aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training.
Hanki lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas tänne, nyt!
(Get the aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training, over here, now!)
(Get the aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training, over here, now!)
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My friend experienced lentini-vision while watching the baseball game on his new plasma HDTV and wondered why he couldn't see so good.
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"Dude shut up and stop lentzing it"
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2. When one is totally obsessed with Jared or Shannon Leto
3. When one sees a picture of Jared or Shannon Leto and is hypnotized to the point of delirium.
Crying, stuttering, and uncontrolled giggling are symptoms.
Other symptoms include; dizziness, heart palpitations, sweaty palms and occasional drooling.
Screaming and squealing suddenly at the sight of Jared or Shannon Leto are common occurrences and those suffering from Letoitis are encouraged to carry extra undergarments in case symptoms arise.
Also, battery operated devises are encouraged to treat symptoms.
2. When one is totally obsessed with Jared or Shannon Leto
3. When one sees a picture of Jared or Shannon Leto and is hypnotized to the point of delirium.
Crying, stuttering, and uncontrolled giggling are symptoms.
Other symptoms include; dizziness, heart palpitations, sweaty palms and occasional drooling.
Screaming and squealing suddenly at the sight of Jared or Shannon Leto are common occurrences and those suffering from Letoitis are encouraged to carry extra undergarments in case symptoms arise.
Also, battery operated devises are encouraged to treat symptoms.
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