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Lentildo
an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019
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Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas
1) The longest word in Finnish made up of 61 characters, approximately meaning:
Aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training.
Aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training.
Hanki lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas tänne, nyt!
(Get the aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training, over here, now!)
(Get the aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training, over here, now!)
Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas by AnimationGamer November 13, 2017
lentini-vision
Watching a High Definition TV with all of the High Definition equipment but viewing the Standard Definition Channel.
My friend experienced lentini-vision while watching the baseball game on his new plasma HDTV and wondered why he couldn't see so good.
lentini-vision by Liver lips January 13, 2008
Leftoid
Letoitis
1. When speaking to or being spoken to by Jared or Shannon Leto temporarily dumbfounds you to the point of forgetting everything you wanted or need to say.
2. When one is totally obsessed with Jared or Shannon Leto
3. When one sees a picture of Jared or Shannon Leto and is hypnotized to the point of delirium.
Crying, stuttering, and uncontrolled giggling are symptoms.
Other symptoms include; dizziness, heart palpitations, sweaty palms and occasional drooling.
Screaming and squealing suddenly at the sight of Jared or Shannon Leto are common occurrences and those suffering from Letoitis are encouraged to carry extra undergarments in case symptoms arise.
Also, battery operated devises are encouraged to treat symptoms.
2. When one is totally obsessed with Jared or Shannon Leto
3. When one sees a picture of Jared or Shannon Leto and is hypnotized to the point of delirium.
Crying, stuttering, and uncontrolled giggling are symptoms.
Other symptoms include; dizziness, heart palpitations, sweaty palms and occasional drooling.
Screaming and squealing suddenly at the sight of Jared or Shannon Leto are common occurrences and those suffering from Letoitis are encouraged to carry extra undergarments in case symptoms arise.
Also, battery operated devises are encouraged to treat symptoms.
Letoitis by momofuku70 July 3, 2011
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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