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tree lengthener 

A prank pulled on rookie constrution workers.
"Hey Johnny! Go to the hardware store and buy some tree lengthener."
tree lengthener by Sal1981 September 25, 2005
Lenchen is the best person i have ever met this year and in my life !
she always has an open ear for me and mayes me cheer up when i am sad

she is so pretty and gorgeous u can’t believe !
lenchen has the best personality and knows how to dress.
lenchen is the best friend you can wish for
lenchen is the greatest
Lenchen by little lady flower November 22, 2021

kleines lenchen 

A girl who has every week a new relationship. Her big love is FransiPansi. She likes him really. They send nudes to eachother too :3
Funfact: kleines lenchens cock is bigger than FransiPansis hehe
kleines lenchen by TnTina (z830z) October 29, 2020

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.