A medical thing that helps your throat when you have a very sore throat and a very bad cough. It is known as the "number one" thingy for stuff like that. It is known to be good for coughs and throat sores.
Guy 1: So you went down on Candy last night huh?
Guy 2: Yeaaaah buddy! It was all good until I took a mouthful of musky lemsip - tasted like shit but it really helped my cold.
A naughty lemsip involves opening a packet of lemsip, then peeling back ones foreskin and pouring the contents of the packet on to ones todger. With said todger prepared, one proceeds to roger ones wife or significantly other, resulting in a fizzy and fun cold remedy.
I was feeling a littlerough last night so I gave my mrs a naughty lemsip
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'