Lego Man 

A strange, slightly freshie child with large bush like hair, who cannot catch or run to save his life, but is sleepin with all of your mothers. He loves to make flamethrowers with deoderant when really stoned on grade.
WARNING - DO NOT LET HIM NEAR A SOURCE OF IGNITION EG LIGHTERS!
Last remaining species found in North west london, seen running down road near KFC in hatch end , chased by screaming black men with shanks

to a guy with big bushy hair dat looks lyk a lego man with removable hair
" u a fukin lego man"

Lego Man by Menace productionzz December 27, 2008

LEGO MAN 

A nickname for your friend that’s built like a lego. Short and has small dick with dick cheese. Gets catches fish a lot by his friends to send nudes to them. But he’s still a nice dude that dresses up like a 4th grader.

Damn LEGO Man is buff asf

LEGO MAN by Big thick LEGO from LEGO movie February 21, 2019

Lego man 

The guy who fell into the river in lego city

"A lego man has fallen into the river in Lego City, start the new rescue helicopter!"

Lego man by lego city guy December 6, 2021

Lego Man

A racial term used to describe East and Southeast Asians because they have yellow-appearing skin on the outside, just like Lego figures.

"My country China invented a lot of things-"
"Yo shut up Lego Man, who do you think you are?"

Lego Man by -. .- -- . November 5, 2025

gay lego man 

A man who builds the Millennium Falcon out of legos on your mom's back, while he is porking her from behind and singing God Bless America in his best Chewbacca voice.

Yo dawg!!! My moms got gay lego manned by your brother last night!! We practically family, yo!!

gay lego man by Pheenis May 19, 2017

A river has fallen into the man in lego city 

When you heard the "A man has fallen into the river in lego city" and you get so tired so you just change the words to make it less boring

John: Have you heard about the man that felt into the river in lego city?
Oliver: Yes, I heard it 1984932 times.
John: But, I bet you haven't heard about this one; A river has fallen into the man in lego city.
Oliver: No, I haven't heard that!

A river has fallen into the man in lego city by your everyday teacher February 11, 2020

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City 

A popular meme made from the advertisement for the lego city emergency collection sets.

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City by Butters my Butthole™ February 8, 2020

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011