leg ass

Usually refers to a bitch, but if you swing tha gay shit, then Saul Good. When her legs merge into her ass, looking like some type of Barbie Doll figga, then it's called Leg Ass.

Kate Moss got straight up leg ass

by Jimmy Crack Corn December 14, 2004

ass leg

An ass that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person's legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no ass in between. People with ass leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing shit stains in their undergarments. People who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for sexual activity have significant difficulty in finding the ass legged person's crotch, which is of course a prerequisite for sex.

Dude1: Damn, I'm really drunk and I need to get laid. I'd fuck that chick over there, but she's got an ass leg.

Dude2: Yeah, well you're mom's got an ass leg too, but that didn't stop your dad. How did he ever find youre mom's pussy anyway? Her ass leg would've thrown me off while hunting for her snatch.

by EatMyJunk April 27, 2009

Ass Legs

Legs (thighs) that are so big it makes the persons butt look smaller in comparison.

Person: Wow that girl has no butt
Person2: nah she just has Ass Legs

by C-C-C-CherryBomb October 5, 2010

lips, legs, breasts, and ass

Four key external features that a man of taste first sees in a fit, healthy, and attractive young woman.

Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.

Quote from the Family Guy show:

Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

by Mark H November 21, 2004

lips, legs, breasts, and ass

What a woman is.

There are going to be lots of lips, legs, breasts, and ass at the party tonight!

by bobthebobbob October 18, 2008

hairy ass legs

when a girl refuses to shave for weeks on end so she has legs that resemble a 50 year old white guy

fuck me she has some hairy ass legs you could prolly braid that shit

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Leg Ass

(informal adjective)
-Derived from the idiom "pulling my leg", leg ass is an insult used to describe someone, or someone's life, as being a "joke"

(similar terms)
- Head Ass

"Look at that leg ass over there, he's so stupid"

"Man, you just a leg ass"

by M.W. Dict November 16, 2022