Lebanesebian

A lesbian who is only attracted to Lebanese women.

Jane: I thought Mary was a lesbian, but she won't even look at me.
Martha: Shes a LEBANESEbian
Jane: Oh.

by fjfjksl February 23, 2011

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Lebanesbian

The term 'lebanesbian' was first coined in the late 16th century when:

Cleopatra (who had just time travelled back to Roman times to got married) returned from her visit to the past.
When Cleopatra returned she found a half dragon, half unicorn, half mermaid creature had taken over her kingdom.

Her only chance of saving her kingdom was to find the mythical Lebanese lesbian who could kill drag-uni-maids.
after a long and arduous journey across mountains, deserts, seas and 4 stops on the subway, Cleopatra finally found the Lebanese lesbian and returned with her to the kingdom

after a vicious, bloody battle that lasted almost 5 minutes the Lebanese lesbian finally vanquished the beast.
Cleopatra thanked the Lebanese lesbian for saving her kingdom by making up a new word for her...

LEBANESBIAN !

unfortunately over the years it has devolved from a compliment and come to an insult that describes a Lebanese lesbian that nobody likes.

16th century:
Adammus- WOW... look it's the lebanesbian !!!
Stevus- OH MY GOSH... lets go worship her for saving the kingdom !!!!!

21st century:
Adam- ugh... look at Nour... she is so stupid, i don't like her !
Steve- me neither... she's a lebanesbian !!!!!!!

by ZOMBIE_FINNY July 20, 2010

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