Noun: An older woman who has become sexually frustrated and can no loner attract men. This leads her to hate men in general. The first stage in Leatherpuss evolution, followed by Lesbian Leatherpuss, and Desertpuss
Etymology: Named for the leathery exterior of their vagina. Singular and plural form: Leatherpuss
Ex 1: The embittered woman became a Leatherpuss, blaming everything that went wrong in her life on men.
Ex 2: Most of my coworkers were Leatherpuss, old crones who hated the world.
Ex 3: A bone dry, crusty vagina probably belongs to a Leatherpuss.
Ex 4: The feminist rally had some legitimate members, but some were Leatherpuss who just hated men
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!