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Leatherpuss 

Noun: An older woman who has become sexually frustrated and can no loner attract men. This leads her to hate men in general. The first stage in Leatherpuss evolution, followed by Lesbian Leatherpuss, and Desertpuss
Etymology: Named for the leathery exterior of their vagina. Singular and plural form: Leatherpuss
Ex 1: The embittered woman became a Leatherpuss, blaming everything that went wrong in her life on men.
Ex 2: Most of my coworkers were Leatherpuss, old crones who hated the world.
Ex 3: A bone dry, crusty vagina probably belongs to a Leatherpuss.

Ex 4: The feminist rally had some legitimate members, but some were Leatherpuss who just hated men
Leatherpuss by The Leathery May 22, 2013
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Leathernuts

A play on the term Leatherneck when in reference to a Marine by another Marine. Can be used either as a derogative or affecionate term depending on context and familiarity between the Marines. Usually used amongst the lower enlisted personnel
#1
CPL: Hey Leathernuts, what the fuck do think you're doing?

PFC: *Looks confused and go's to Parade Rest* "Me?"

CPL: Yeah, you numbnuts. Where the hell in my Marine Corps is it OK to smoke and walk?

#2

CPL #1: "Mornin', Corporal!"

CPL #2: (Hungover because CPL #1 was buying lastnight)"Fuck you, Leathernuts."
Leathernuts by motofireeater January 10, 2010
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Leatherguts 

The interior of a car. In rap it usually refers to leather interior.
T.I.'s what u know about that: "Leatherguts n Fishbowl"
Leatherguts by MizIshii May 17, 2006

Leather puss 

when you use your vagina to much and it starts to feel like leather
Damn she's fucked so many guys she's gotta have a leather puss
Leather puss by What a cunt August 20, 2017