Lazy Mouth

The inability to enuciate clearly. Always slurring, constantly sounding a little bit drunk. People who suffer from this affliction often have to repeat themselves.

Person A: "Bitch, what did you say?"
Person B: "Sorry, I have lazy mouth."

by NDeck December 14, 2010

Lazy mouth

The syndrome that every rapper has.

A: Did you understand that Desiigner - Panda song?
B: No, I'm sure that dude has a lazy mouth. It is impossible for anyone to understand him.

by paulpaul1076 June 26, 2021

Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger

A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.

"dude Tisza is such a Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger.

by Dudeman56 November 6, 2011

Lazymouthia

The condition where a person chews with their mouth open. Most people grow out of this condition when they leave childhood. Some adults, however, never learn to close their mouths when they chew. As a result when eating they produce disgusting noises, allow people around them to see food being chewed inside their mouth, and can inadvertently spit out flecks of partially eaten food. People with a disability or who have something that impairs their ability to close their mouth when chewing do not suffer from this condition.

It's awful hearing him eat because he suffers from a chronic case of lazymouthia.

Her lazymouthia is why we didn't invite her to join us for dinner.
That man clearly has no idea that his lazymouthia is annoying everybody sat around him.

by Tod Daniels March 6, 2017