Lazy Eye 

An eye that drifts aimlessly. It gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. Sometimes sexy on men.

1."Is he looking at me?"
"Bitch, that is just his lazy eye!!"

2. With that lazy eye she probably cheats on all her tests. I know I would.

Lazy Eye by murkalurka January 25, 2009

Lazy Eye 

an eye that drifts hilariously.
like what Taylor Swift has.

"Man, with that lazy eye, i cant tell if Taylor's looking at me or that beercan"

Lazy Eye by Jeebahs September 5, 2009

lazy eye 

to have an eye that is always squinting or half closed

olivia has a lazy eye that is always half closed

lazy eye by gangster g wiz August 22, 2009

lazy eye 

when a guy pisses and it comes out in more then one spray.

i had lazy eye when i took a piss

lazy eye by josh holmes October 21, 2006

Lazy eye 

When you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and cum in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye

I was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.

Lazy eye by Tyson "The Man" October 13, 2004

Lazy eye Surprise 

when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave

i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.

Lazy eye Surprise by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010

lazy eye fucking 

when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going

while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face

lazy eye fucking by Lizzayyyy May 28, 2008