Lazy Eye

An eye that drifts aimlessly. It gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. Sometimes sexy on men.

1."Is he looking at me?"
"Bitch, that is just his lazy eye!!"

2. With that lazy eye she probably cheats on all her tests. I know I would.

by murkalurka January 25, 2009

Lazy Eye

an eye that drifts hilariously.
like what Taylor Swift has.

"Man, with that lazy eye, i cant tell if Taylor's looking at me or that beercan"

by Jeebahs September 5, 2009

lazy eye

to have an eye that is always squinting or half closed

olivia has a lazy eye that is always half closed

by gangster g wiz August 22, 2009

lazy eye

when a guy pisses and it comes out in more then one spray.

i had lazy eye when i took a piss

by josh holmes October 21, 2006

Lazy eye

When you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and cum in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye

I was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.

by Tyson "The Man" October 13, 2004

Lazy eye Surprise

when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave

i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.

by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010

lazy eye fucking

when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going

while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face

by Lizzayyyy May 28, 2008