Urban Dictionary: Lazy Eye

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An eye that drifts aimlessly. It gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. Sometimes sexy on men.

1."Is he looking at me?"
"Bitch, that is just his lazy eye!!"

2. With that lazy eye she probably cheats on all her tests. I know I would.

by murkalurka January 25, 2009

The vision you get when you are slightly buzzed from drinking and when you turn your head, it takes a few seconds for the image to catch up.

I'll be drunk soon, I'm starting to get lazy eyes.

by crimhawk November 30, 2010

an eye that drifts hilariously.
like what Taylor Swift has.

"Man, with that lazy eye, i cant tell if Taylor's looking at me or that beercan"

by xXJeebXx September 05, 2009

to have an eye that is always squinting or half closed

olivia has a lazy eye that is always half closed

by gangster g wiz August 22, 2009

when a guy pisses and it comes out in more then one spray.

i had lazy eye when i took a piss

by josh holmes October 20, 2006

When you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and cum in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye

I was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.

by Tyson "The Man" October 13, 2004