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Dirty Laykin 

When you are having sex with a man, and the guy stops and with his dick in your vagina starts eating a sandwich for a break, then decides to pull out, and cum on it because its not flavorful enough. After that the man (90% Of The Time Named Laykin) stick his big toe in your anus and in sync with his toe, and dick goes in and out. This is when you need to leave, because after that, he will drug you, and you will wake up with an empty bottle of lube halfway in your vagina, and a stinging pain in your anus because of him having sex with your drugged body.
Laykin gave me a Dirty Laykin, and I almost want one again!
Dirty Laykin by DA BOYIIIZZ January 31, 2023
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Nigel was laying doggo for a day after the public crawl!
Laying doggo by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016
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“Now Bert, none of your larking about.”
- Mary Poppins
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A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.
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Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
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When someone does a harmless prank.
He was constantly larking around the office, looking for a laugh.
Larking by FuturisticFrolic March 26, 2019
When you don't have anything particular in mind, but are looking for an entertaining adventure.
Our group of friends decided to go larking the rest of the day.
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