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Layout Bitching 

The act of users posting statuses on Facebook, bitching and moaning unecessarily about new layouts.
Person A: "WHAT THE HELL FACEBOOK, Y U ALWAYS CHANGE LAYOUT?"

Person B: "Shut the hell up and stop layout bitching."
Layout Bitching by ZekeZ September 21, 2011
Word of the Day on September 23, 2011
layouts are a format used like backgrounds with special codes (HTML) which is often used in websites.
I am a layouts maker,i charge 50c a layout.
layouts by charliegurl April 30, 2006

Dorty Layout

A Dorty Layout is an unnecessarily difficult geometry dash layout usually containing an abundance of spam and precise gameplay at high speeds.
“Did you see that level?” “Yeah, that’s gotta be a Dorty Layout.”
Dorty Layout by [GD] cologne September 27, 2023
Jargon for the act of diving to catch the disk in the game ultimate.
see going ho
you should have laid out to catch that.
The World's Greatest is best when you layout.
layout by chrono_t88 October 11, 2005

This site's layout sucks 

This site's layout sucks.
Literally Everyone: ikr

myspace layout 

The MySpace layout is basically the page design of your MySpace account. It is the page set up. The layout determines how your account page looks and where different links and profiles are located on the page. There are many different MySpace layouts available all over the web. Some layouts are given to you for free and some are not free. There are page layouts with themes available from "Retro" to "Girly" to anything else you can think of. The layouts are very easy to add onto your MySpace page. When you choose a layout on the web they will give you the code of that specific layout. All you have to do then is type that code into your profile box at the bottom of your MySpace page and it will upload.
Yeah, I just hooked my profile up with a new Justin Timberlake myspace layout.
myspace layout by Louis21 September 17, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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