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Lawrenzo 

Lawrenzos are very thick in the booty. They eat lots of spicy noodles. They also play games for hours while talking to their girlfriend. They have smeggsy legs that that one girl wants to eat. Has very floofy hair and smells so good. They are also introverted but extroverted around their friends. They are good at kissing too. Everyone should get a Lawrenzo.
Damn look at his legs. What a sexy googy. He's definitely a Lawrenzo.
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In the days of words losing their ferosity and power to upset it has been decided that a new word is needed as a step up from the former unmentionable, cunt. After an extensive survey the word that has been settled on is Lawrenson. This choice is inspired by the extreme unpopularity of the BBC football (soccer) pundit Mark Lawrenson.
"So young man why did you stamp on this former man's testicles until they were nought but a bloodied plup?"
"Well your honour he called me a 'Lawrenson', I simply had to defend my honour against such a slur."
"Indeed, well I've heard enough, I find in favour of the defendant on grounds of massive provocation, furthermore I rule that the prosecution should pay the defendant £5.20 enough to buy some shoe cleaner."
From the court transcript of the Ant Vs Dec trial of January 2008
Cute,loyal,commonly introvert, dependent, attractive and loving
Lawrenz is very attractive
lawrenz by Serana June 9, 2021
a very large person either phiscally or mentally usually loved super sexy maybe even the sexiest ever some cant handle his awesome
1:hey did you see larenzo

2:yeah
1: you know

3: what are we talking about

1:larenzo
3:damn i know right
Larenzo by yhmmm February 5, 2010

laurenzo 

Laurenzo is a g.He is Asian.
He loves kimchi pollo.his friends are retarded just like him.he is very special
Laurenzo is a fucking retard biotchessss.
Suck kimchi Pollo biotchessss
laurenzo by UnknownGayperson May 19, 2018

Laurenzo 

Is very cool and there is no other definition of this name out there
Laurenzo is cool
Laurenzo by Notnotnotme November 22, 2021