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A Lawrenzo is someone who sits around and be's a Lawrenzo.

Man... Lawrenzo is being a real Lawrenzo

lawrenzo by Lawrenzo December 21, 2017

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Lawrenzo

Lawrenzos are very thick in the booty. They eat lots of spicy noodles. They also play games for hours while talking to their girlfriend. They have smeggsy legs that that one girl wants to eat. Has very floofy hair and smells so good. They are also introverted but extroverted around their friends. They are good at kissing too. Everyone should get a Lawrenzo.

Damn look at his legs. What a sexy googy. He's definitely a Lawrenzo.

Lawrenzo by Totallynotangelique June 18, 2023

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Lawrenson

In the days of words losing their ferosity and power to upset it has been decided that a new word is needed as a step up from the former unmentionable, cunt. After an extensive survey the word that has been settled on is Lawrenson. This choice is inspired by the extreme unpopularity of the BBC football (soccer) pundit Mark Lawrenson.

"So young man why did you stamp on this former man's testicles until they were nought but a bloodied plup?"
"Well your honour he called me a 'Lawrenson', I simply had to defend my honour against such a slur."
"Indeed, well I've heard enough, I find in favour of the defendant on grounds of massive provocation, furthermore I rule that the prosecution should pay the defendant £5.20 enough to buy some shoe cleaner."
From the court transcript of the Ant Vs Dec trial of January 2008

Lawrenson by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008

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lawrenz

Cute,loyal,commonly introvert, dependent, attractive and loving

Lawrenz is very attractive

lawrenz by Serana June 9, 2021

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Larenzo

a very large person either phiscally or mentally usually loved super sexy maybe even the sexiest ever some cant handle his awesome

1:hey did you see larenzo

2:yeah
1: you know

3: what are we talking about

1:larenzo
3:damn i know right

Larenzo by yhmmm February 5, 2010

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laurenzo

Laurenzo is a g.He is Asian.
He loves kimchi pollo.his friends are retarded just like him.he is very special

Laurenzo is a fucking retard biotchessss.
Suck kimchi Pollo biotchessss

laurenzo by UnknownGayperson May 19, 2018

Laurenzo

Is very cool and there is no other definition of this name out there

Laurenzo is cool

Laurenzo by Notnotnotme November 22, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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